Wrong Number

Actual transcript of a message I received last week from a wrong number:

Okay, I don't know if I have the right number.
Um, I'm going to check to see if I do or not.
And then if you do, then call me back
If you don't recognize my voice,
You know what, I'm checking my phone and
you probably won't recognize my voice.
So, don't worry about calling me back.
Just have a wonderful evening.
Be blessed.
Bye.