Bushisms

Even the most die-hard Republican has to admit that our president does not come across as the most, er, intelligent human being. I stumbled onto a site with various Bushisms. Here are some of my favorites:

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against
racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

"Our nation must come together to unite."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to
pass a literacy test."

Master at stating the obvious, eh?

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-
fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in
America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do
something about it."

Here's one to inspire the kids:

"To those of you who received honors, awards and
distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say
to you: you, too, can be president of the United States.
-- George W. Bush, receiving an honorary degree at Yale,
quoted from Newsweek, June, 4, 2001