They speak Spanish!

The Boy is in pre-K and part of the lesson agenda is Spanish. He quickly caught on that you add an 'o' to the end of most words, and your chances of getting it correct are vastly improved. Dad took The Boy to the park one evening and playing near him were two Hispanic boys speaking Spanish. The Boy turns to dad and says incredulously "Daddy, how do they know Spanish?" like his school has a lock on foreign language.